| Population | 4.423 billion |
| Capital | Cats if there were blueberries |
| Leader | Vin Diesel |
| Faith | Islamic-maxrsim |
| Currency | Robux |
| Animal | Snake |
The Dictatorship of Who asked who cares is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vin Diesel with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.423 billion Vin deslins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cats if there were blueberries. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Who asked who caresian economy, worth 704 trillion Robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,236 Robuxes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 630,350 per year while the poor average 27,199, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.
Hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Who asked who caresian Hungry Games, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, and a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Who asked who cares's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islamic-maxrsim.
Who asked who cares is ranked 24,826th in the world and 1,122nd in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,441.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
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Who asked who cares was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Avoided, and Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Who asked who cares, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Who asked who cares, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
- : Following new legislation in Who asked who cares, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Who asked who cares, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Who asked who caresian Hungry Games.
- : Following new legislation in Who asked who cares, almost all products in Who asked who cares are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws.
- : Following new legislation in Who asked who cares, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
- : Following new legislation in Who asked who cares, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
- : Following new legislation in Who asked who cares, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them.
- : Following new legislation in Who asked who cares, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
